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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. - William Bragg
Elevator Rules: 1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact. 4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know. 6) Stop talking with anyone you do know when anyone you don't know enters the elevator. 7) Avoid brushing bodies.
Snacktrek: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. |
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